Gorilla's Thumbs

Really, really hard nipples.

'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over the place'

by Mongymax November 13, 2007

Gorilla Nipples

The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.

While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."

by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016

gorilla tag

a game for little kids and for kids that have tons of money to spend on a monkey game
gorilla tag is fun until you find the minigames kids that will annoy the heck out of you

gorilla tag is so fun to play

by Soooooooomji wooooooohoooooo November 25, 2022

gorilla pimp

To aggressively go after someone you like...to scare or intimidate someone itno being with you.

Ole girl turned Alex down at the club so when he saw her in the parking lot afterward he Gorilla Pimped that bitch and took the Pussy.

by Chuck W. January 30, 2005

godzilla effect

When a white man gets a hand job at an asian massage parlor his weiner looks bigger because of small hands.

I hadthe godzilla effect in chinatown last night

by drunkmuppet February 27, 2010

Slippery Gorilla Nipple

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.

Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!

by N.I.G May 9, 2006

Gorilla Pimp

One of the best songs by Project Pat.

If you thinkin I'm straight, then you better think twice
If you ain't got no cheese then I'm Jeckyl and Hyde
Bout to trick on this bitch cause she need to learn me
Beat her with my pistol when I thought she burned me
- Project Pat, Gorilla Pimp

by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007