Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

gomezyo

That one friend that never listens to your advice and thinks his way is the best. Normally a small homosexual black boy who swears he isn't gay but we all know the truth. Also one to never learn from his past mistakes, such as heartbreaks.

Monica: Yeah i did date gomezyo before! I don't know why he can't accept me rejecting him
Sarah: OMG why are you such a gomezyo

Daniel: Better off I get rejected than be like gomezyo

by Idkdbj February 8, 2025

Gomezing it up

Refers to the act of being lazy to an extreme degree. Also can refer to the act of "bleeding the clock" watching anime on your computer with both headphones in while your other co-workers have left for the day, thus accumulating extra pay for not doing any work. The phrase can be usedas a general statement of taking a break as well as having a lazy day

I'm gomezing it up today, i don't feel like doing anything!

I'll see you guys tomorrow, i'll be right behind you. *Stays clocked in and goes to sit down for hours, finally leaving 3 hours later* What a hard day of work

by Jason MaxweII January 27, 2026

Goeeze !

Gosh ! + Jheeze !
for lazy people who want to express more exasperation.

polita: I hav chocolate. iii haveeee chocoolateeeeee. IIII HAVEEEEE CHOCOLATEEEEE !!!

me: okay OKAYY ! Goeeze !

by marlzz June 16, 2010

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Goezinto

Slang for a can koozie

Bill: "Do you have a goezinto?"
Travis: "What's a goezinto?"
Bill: "a can koozie...it's what your beer goes into...goezinto!"

by Wally the Beerman November 10, 2011