German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.

He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog

by AH121 April 8, 2015

German crawler

Taking a crap

Where can I take a German crawler.

by Deutsche March 5, 2017

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019