A silly boy who has huge chunks of dandruff in his hair and likes to scream like a big girl, he also smells slightly strange and has a very very very small penis
by The ninky nonk February 10, 2018
Get the gabriel hollingswoodmug. Gabriel Petrangeli is a person who is usually of italian and serbian origin. he looks like a mole rat who just exited his burrow after digging in a black persons garden for 4 decades. His build is skinny and short and has chicken legs and probably will never come close to even benching 60 kg. Gabriel has a super hot mom who is litterally the hottest milf in the world and all his friends want to fuck the shit out off.
Person 1¨"hey did you see that fucker called gabriel petrangeli today?¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
by Gabrielsmomadmirer October 13, 2022
Get the GABRIEL PETRANGELImug. A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
by Haha My Friend! March 9, 2022
Get the Gabriel Smithmug. The typical guy who thinks he’s depressed or something also has mass amounts of hentai on his phone he’s been waiting with his little buddy for henna haven to jerk off to his favorite internet waifu and underaged e-girls.
by 🅾🅱🅴🆂🅴 🅿🅾🆃🅰🆃🅾 May 14, 2019
Get the Gabriel Rugamamug. People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”
Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
by Trust me, I looked it up April 8, 2019
Get the Alan Gabrielmug. He's a good man.who is Curious.he is not afraid to ask.if he doesn't know the answer.not a know it all.he is a intelligent,tall dark and handsome. thrill seeker.woman breacher.he keeps it short and sweet.unless he trusts.your a good friend.allways loyal.if you wrong him.look out.he a a swing.you'll find him under a tree.or in the woods.allways down to earth.most german.all american.worldly.
by Preacher bauman February 2, 2022
Get the gabriel baumanmug. 