clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!
by yayo.o June 14, 2025
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Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.
Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.
by Big boy Lloyd December 30, 2022
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Bound and Gagged

An intense version of the word "gagged" indicating being stunned or left speechless.
Person 1: You ate that up!
Person 2: Girlie just bound and gagged!
by ihateusernamess June 27, 2024
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Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)
He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!
by Batman Gagger November 13, 2008
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Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.
Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
by ThroatKing March 28, 2023
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Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.
Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"
by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017
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horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.
by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017
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