by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017

by Damius Muse August 10, 2021

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 7, 2011

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
by Mrs P August 2, 2007

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.
Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
by Grason B. April 9, 2006

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.
by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007
