Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.
Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker
by Firework Master December 02, 2009
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slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.
Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.
by Robert Potts August 20, 2003
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Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly
Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat
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Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado
someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler
by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 09, 2023
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Juicy knob gobbler

That girl/boy who repetitively gobbles knob with some type of juice, this girl/boy could also be know as a cock gobbler
"That girl was gobbling some knob the other day"
Then one may se she is a juicy knob gobbler
by Oidyoi July 11, 2016
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hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"
by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014
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wallaroo wart gobbler

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .
by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015
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