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witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
by ethenog July 25, 2017
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Gardening Eden

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.
by andres u March 4, 2009
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Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
by MC86 June 24, 2021
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garden night

when a group of people come together to smoke weed
David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?

Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!
by robinyournuts April 7, 2022
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Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro
by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022
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Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.
by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016
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hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.
by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016
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