The typical guy who thinks he’s depressed or something also has mass amounts of hentai on his phone he’s been waiting with his little buddy for henna haven to jerk off to his favorite internet waifu and underaged e-girls.
by 🅾🅱🅴🆂🅴 🅿🅾🆃🅰🆃🅾 May 14, 2019
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Also known as the Gabbonski, the Gbitch, the Gabberoni, or the jack of all trades, master of none, this person is a man singularly dedicated to his wood and strings. He is a man finished in his character development arc, and is currently Yale-bound. Famous for his catchphrases "got" "seven foot frame, rats along his back", and "meh", he is a trendsetter in the english language. A commander of respect, not many remain upright when in his presence.
by MackSneale December 15, 2022
A super slunt or slune. Drinker of manjuice. Usually one that houses other slunts by the name of Derek. Has no say in their own home as they are usually bullied by their wife, normally named Jan. Also known as king of the mongos
by Truthbringer101 October 22, 2020
A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
by Haha My Friend! March 10, 2022
the hottest man in the fucking multiverse!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
cal gabriel is based
by calgabrielsbf March 07, 2023
One of the best people in the world. But he doesn't know who loves him, who loves him is a boy. What they say is boys can't love boys. He doesn't like boys. But he's acceptable of those who do but those who do shouldn't choose him. He's so lovable, and well-self-reserved from others.
by Jose🤷♀️ March 27, 2022