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fridge-stuff the elephant

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.
Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.
by GeniusAndWizard October 1, 2010
mugGet the fridge-stuff the elephantmug.

fridge freezer fiona

a hot girl that has a less hot friendguard” them from guys
that chick has a fridge freezer fiona with her”

Every snack has a fridge guarding it
by fhknvcxdddrrgg December 6, 2022
mugGet the fridge freezer fionamug.

tour de fridge

Australian slang. A group of friends get together, go to one person's house, and drink all the alcohol in that person's fridge. They then travel to the next location, usually by biking, scootering, or walking, to drink all the alcohol in the next friend's fridge. This process is repeated until the group of friends have visited all of each others houses and drank all of the alcohol in each of their friends' fridges.

This is usually performed on the last day of year 12, however, tour de fridge is not limited to this occasion.
Person 1: Hey, I reckon we should start tour de fridge off at Davo's house.
Person 2: Yeah, sounds good mate. Tommo's house is one block over so reckon we'll go there next.
by Tootimex3 October 2, 2021
mugGet the tour de fridgemug.

flesh fridge in the kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...

Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...
by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021
mugGet the flesh fridge in the kitchenmug.

Water Under The Fridge

A mispronunciation of water under the bridge.
can also be taken literally, which means the person saying it needs a new fridge
(water is leaking from it, ofc its broken)
Sam: Damn I have water under the fridge.
Josh (yes that one): Buy a new one bruv
mugGet the Water Under The Fridgemug.

Fridge logic

Moving shit around in a fridge to fit other shit in. This is generally used in small fridges with large bottles and or foodstuffs. Fridge logic can also be used when trying to fit people (generally dead) into a frige without a large area for body-storage. here are a few ways to best use fridge logic:

1. remove shelves, allowing you to fit larger items in.

2. put the item through a woodchipper. it will then take up less space and will be easier to manipulate (and identify)

3. Get a bigger fridge.

If the items still do not fit in the fridge. they probably do not belong in a fridge and should be stored up your ass.
Harlee: "How are we gonna fit the Passion pop into that tiny fridge?"
Scotty: *Removes shelves and throws into motel room* "there."
Harlee: "Nice fridge logic."
by scottytheplanker October 30, 2011
mugGet the Fridge logicmug.

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP
Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP
by rly907 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Samsung Smart Fridgemug.

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