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Franz Ferdinand

Austro-Hungarian Monarch. Shot. Dead. WW1. So they say.

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Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".
I went to a totally like underground Franz Ferdinand concert and only like really clever people who get it were there because it wasn't advertised except on the internet like and in a coded advert in The List that you had to be a totally clever like fan to understand. And I was there so I said the guy, I was like "I'm like your biggest fan and I knew you all before you were like really popular" and he was like "oh really well why don't you come in for like free then" and I was like "yeah" and I got in like totally free. It was so cool just like being so much like everyone else but in a totally like original and alternative way yeah.
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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Frap

a substitute curse word. It is a combination of crap and f*ck. Used when startled by bunny rabbit in the dark.
Oh, frap!! What the heck was that?!?!
by Arekushisu July 17, 2009
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Frapping

An elite form of fraping (facebook raping), in which the frapist (or frapper) makes a derogatory rap written in the style of the victim about their life, perhaps including personality quirks, habits and events that have occured to them. Quite literally facebook rapping.

Ideally a frap is performed between very white people, such that it would be highly uncharacteristic for them to ever rap, especially ones with an air of misogyny and vulgarity.

Invented on the 13th of April 2012 in Manchester, England.
The original case of frapping, performed on someone whose forename has been replaced with X and surname Y.

The name is X, but that's Y to you,
I'm the number 2 fencer in Britain; it's true.
With my foil sword I'll bring a flurry of strikes
A hellstorm, an art form out of Surrey, that's right.
People see me in the street and know I'm a daywalker,
Yes I tan 'cause I'm the man; can't kill me with holy water,
I'm a red head, bitch, and that means that I will injure
Everyone and everything that dares to calls me a ginger.
Everywhere I go, bitches be turning to me
and sayin', "X, doth mine fake tits feel real to thee?"
And I be like, bitch please, I don't get what you just asked
I know my name's Y, but I don't come from the past
All I know is you're my bitch, so bring those babies over here
Of course I'm gonna touch your rack, what d'you think I am, queer?
'Cause I'm from the South, bitch, and I work with cars
So all the women I meet want me to take off their bras
It's a step up from Mac Do's, now I'm rolling in hos
This frape was faithfully brought to you by Name of frapper
by AJFR September 18, 2012
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Frape

Fruit-rape, the act of forceful penetration of a fruit based object. These can include pumpkins and melons.
Today a man was caught frape ing a pumpkin by a police officer. When questioned he merely exclaimed 'Is it gone midnight already?'
by KeNickety February 18, 2009
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frapping

I spent all day long at the frapping store because the lines were so frapping long.
Frap it!
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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frap

A load cracking fart from a dirty ass. crackler
I let out a loud frap and shat myself.
by Vox Nerduli July 18, 2006
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Frappe

A group of stereotypical white girls, (Uggs, black yoga pants, all in the same jacket) walking together in public. Usually with Starbucks coffee.
Watch out for the frappe moving towards us, don't want to get trampled.
by Graceful_Nomad December 28, 2017
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