France

Hell

I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024

France

Quite a shit country innit

I went to France, i was forced to shove a croissant up my arse

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

The Breath of France

What I call homo-sapiens with abscess

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of France".

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

France

Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.

Man, France is such a nice place

I know, right?

by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025

Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.

Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 28, 2025

‘Frances Ha’d

Your best friend gets in a relationship and has no time for you and it feels like your life is floundering.

In reference to the plot of ‘Frances Ha’ (2012)

I haven’t heard from her since, I’ve been ‘Frances Ha’d.

by gianmoloch December 14, 2025