Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw

Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.

by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022

Inwards Florida

That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.

I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.

by Mr. TherapeutacalDharMann December 20, 2021

paisley, florida

Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.

You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.

by YnotCare September 1, 2017

Florida woman

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 15, 2023

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019