February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

February 15

Annoy Squidward Day

Spongebob: Do you know what to today is?
Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day?
Spongebob: No silly that's on February 15

by Mr_Freeman February 16, 2020

February 9th

national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

by blesseddave February 18, 2020

February 20

National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

by Darthvader2020 February 12, 2022

february 22

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 21, 2022

February 28

national koe day

We need to go to taco bell on February 28th to celebrate Koe Wetzle

by swagswag March 1, 2022