a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
by themartianchronicles April 6, 2009
Get the citrus fevermug. by Golden Robot March 18, 2017
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Get the Red Fevermug. by Anonymous September 8, 2003
Get the pussy fevermug. by samdelamor December 21, 2010
Get the Sombrero Fevermug. 1. A case where a person (Female, Or Male) of different ethicity has interest in a person of Asian decent.
Oo did u see Wang Lee Hom, He is so sexy in his new CD
Linda Lee Cadwell had Yellow fever, she married Bruce Lee
YoYo ma has spread yellow fever with his music, he got him self a whitey
Linda Lee Cadwell had Yellow fever, she married Bruce Lee
YoYo ma has spread yellow fever with his music, he got him self a whitey
by In love with an Asian March 1, 2009
Get the Yellow Fevermug. Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.
As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."
Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
by King Casual November 10, 2009
Get the Kayak Fevermug.