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Farmingdale

Incorporated in 1904, Farmingdale is a village on the Eastern border of Nassau County (Long Island, New York) with a population (circa 2008) of 9,000.

Stats: Area code 516 (western sections) or 631 (East Farmingdale), ZIP code 11735, 51% female, 80% White, $450,000 homes

Mainly residential, with small commercial/industrial plazas interspersed, it is bordered by the Bethpage Parkway to the West, the Bethpage State Park to the North, the Southern State Parkway to the South, and Republic Airport to the East - it is divided into:

1. Farmingdale proper (northern section, primarily businesses and middle-class housing).

2. South Farmingdale (primarily middle-to-upper class housing, home to Farmingdale Public High School), bordered by Motor Avenue and Route 109 to the North.

3. East Farmingdale (primarily lower-class housing and industrial sites, home to Republic Airport and SUNY Farmingdale), bordered to the West by Secatogue Avenue.

The local sports teams are known as the "Dalers" with the village itself known as "F-dale" or "The Dirty Dale", Farmingdale's most common rivals being the residents of Massapequa, aka "Pequa".
My son goes to SUNY Farmingdale.

I was a Daler back in high school.

Did you see the Pequa-Fdale game?
by Big Kenny Knuts April 24, 2008
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a better town than massapequa in every way.
Farmingdale > Massapequa
by whatever April 8, 2005
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farving

Taking nude pictures of you genitalia while wearing crocks and sending it to a female's phone.
Brett got caught farving when Ashley showed everyone the naked pictures he took of himself while wearing the ugliest shoes imaginable.
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Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011
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farmingdale

Farmingdale is a town on long island. It is also know as "dirty dale", "farmingdale home of the dalers", and "the dalers".It destroys all teams in the athletic department, farmingdale crushes massapueqa in every sport. Almost all of the boys play some type of sport. The farmingdale high school is obssessed with sports. farmingdale over all is just an amazing town, better then all and hotter then all.
wow i wish i lived in farmingdale

damn we lost agasint farmingdale again!
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Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010
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farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.
Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.
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