An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011
Get the Emotional Tissue Box mug.Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
by MoobMilk September 4, 2011
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1. pertaining to or using emoticons frequently to express emotions, feelings or thoughts in messages.
2. overuse of emoticons.
1. pertaining to or using emoticons frequently to express emotions, feelings or thoughts in messages.
2. overuse of emoticons.
"The last text message I received was so emoticonical."
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2. Using emoticons that are the opposite of how you truly feel.
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1. Teresa is always emoticonning and puts every emoticon she knows after every statment she makes, :))) :D :P :0) ;) !!!!!
2. I am probably going to have to do some emoticonning and :) and :D when I email Teresa, because I actually hate her and think she is a stupid whore.
2. I am probably going to have to do some emoticonning and :) and :D when I email Teresa, because I actually hate her and think she is a stupid whore.
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