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eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her
i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez
by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018
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Eva

Nickname for the drug Ecstasy aka MDMA aka Molly - mostly used in Scandinavian countries.
- Have you got any Eva?
- Sure!
by felsis February 22, 2018
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Eva

An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.

All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva…
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 6, 2018
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Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy
Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.
by D.J January 2, 2017
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Eva

Hoe.She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet.Do u want nudes? Don't even ask,just add her
Hey u r like eva
Like Eva?

Yeah a HOE
by thatbitchginger October 23, 2019
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Eva

Usually known for how she expels cringe. She tries to put it all on you, so you’re seen to be worse.
Jonathan: “I can’t believe that Eva is so cringe that she tries to shift it to the other person”
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Eva

An species that likes to stalk or follow people
Omg Alex stop being an Eva!
Did you see that Eva looking through your window? Scary I know, I heard she is always behind you. You can even hear her breather under your pillow!
by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
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