epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.

The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.

by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020

epic spaghetti

It is to have large amounts of spaghetti

Bob has made an epic spaghetti

by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020

epic tense

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

by RexR October 1, 2008

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

Epic Letdown

Fantasy Football Team owned by Chesley Sunderland (spelling guessed). This football team has always let her down and has been an embarrassment to the Frat House League for many years. The most recent example is being up 30 points going into Monday Night Football with only Stephan Diggs to face, chirping the league group chat by saying they can't lose unless Diggs has his best game of the year, and then losing by 10 pts when Diggs had a career night.

Example: Gee, I sure hope Stephan Diggs isn't on my opponents team this week because I don't want to have an Epic Letdown

by greenpriviledge December 28, 2020

Epic Dail

when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.

Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.

Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!

by SuperSnailMan August 21, 2011