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Morningwood Docking 

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013
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cj Docking

When a botched Circumcision leaves a loop of skin, or otherwise known as a man bridge between the shaft and the head of the penis. CJ Docking is when either an object or a flaccid penis is inserted through the man bridge, or said loop.
Remember the time Cody's mom caught Cody and Chris CJ Docking.
cj Docking by HowHye August 29, 2016
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shit docking 

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.
shit docking by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018

Sound Docking 

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.
There should never be an example of sound docking.
Sound Docking by Meeaat May 13, 2011
when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.
man, i got drunk last night and was docking with my friend joey
docking by akweedman February 25, 2009

The docking station 

when two guys; one circumsized one not; touch the tips of their penis together and pull the foreskin from one penis over onto the other and ejaculates to the other one.
dalton:hey nick lets do the docking station.
Nick: no dude im topped off
Dalton: damn!
You are wearing Dockers.
dockers by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004