In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 17, 2022
"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
by Music_Is_Forever April 01, 2022
by treebeard58 November 17, 2018
by Big38HawkEm January 01, 2021
Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?
Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*
Denise:...
Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*
Denise:...
by McOmNomNom November 10, 2010
To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
by Spastic llama August 19, 2015
Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.
by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010