Desert Zucchini

When a girl gives you a dry hand job.

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Desert Rat

Someone who rides the dunes, the flats, etc. Will generally require a fuel powered motor vehicle, to include gas scooters lol.

Wanna hit Glamis again?

“Oh sure, I’m a real desert rat”

We’re heading to el mirage

“May I join? I’m just a desert rat”

by POGs are gay November 1, 2021

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

Desert Pikee

One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo

I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's

by Rorshak July 4, 2011

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016