Danish girls

the biggest fucking sluts on the planet!

Danish girls act like they are "sexually liberated" but they are really just dirty fucking sluts who love cocks in their asses!

by Innit? McGuinness September 4, 2008

Danish Heaven

A place where animals never kick, no matter how hard danish people fuck them.

Svend and I were at the barn yesterday fucking animals and did not get kicked once. It was danish heaven!

by Copenhagen Goat Lover April 7, 2010

akmal danish

Amazing person . A cool friend yet an awesome lover. Will always be there for the ones they care about.

Jane : I think I'm in love with Akmal Danish

by Janette W December 28, 2017

Daniels

A man who thinks deeply about all living things. He cares for others and struggles to find a girl for him. He hates most people but loves so many more. The defentition of a confusing person.

Daniels is not happy

by Daniels... January 28, 2017

Danilo

Generally, a noun used to describe one of the best hispanic amercian janitors you will ever meet in your life!
Danilos tend to be extremely sauve, and ultimately become janitors despite their debonair moves.

an example of a danilo's sauve moves, "oh! you touched my penis!"

-swish, swoosh, swish- "Hola, miss"

by sosucky May 8, 2010

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

Daniels

A catchall negative term that may be applied to someone in any instance of doin-it-wrong.

i.e. Fuck-up, Idiot, asshole, moron, douchebag, anyone from Ithaca, etc.

That girl was throwing herself at you and you were too blitzed to do anything; you are such a Daniels.

by Turd Balls Ferguson June 30, 2010