Low standards and will suck off rich old men for money. Dakota looks like a deformed pitbull that’s had shit rubbed all of its face. Gets pissed off easily and will have a tantrum and start crying.
by youlooklikedogpoo June 23, 2020

by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020

A Dakota is usually a male ginger around the ages of 21-30. He tends to be very hyperactive and jittery even in the calmest of situations. He has a lot of envy towards most females and tends try and keep his distance from them. When he see's his friends talking to females he tends to be over-protective. He usually will rely heavily on one person who he feels an emotional attachment too. He also tends to be very insensitive to a lot of situations that he does not have experience with.
by undertheseaurchin December 7, 2024

Dakota is a person, who thinks they are a hard dom, but they aren't. they are a soft little guy. Dakotas have great personalities. they are one of a kind and honestly they are the best. and they usually fall for people named zero.
by pisssssssbaby August 7, 2021

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.
Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh
Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
by masonoffners June 1, 2020

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025

by The_Toaster12 December 9, 2022
