DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.

shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!

by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".

So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?

by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

ding dong

alternative of dick or penis

my ding dong feels funny

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023