shit dildo

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.

Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy

by roly c May 23, 2008

Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007

dildo doll

a penis sucking doll with tight lips that sucks hard.

Shanny is a dildo doll.

by bexxx. February 18, 2008

dildo launch

when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif

wow that dildo launch went far

by nigga shit July 13, 2006

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

circus dildo

a abnormal and fake person

"shut up you fucking circus dildo"

by anaujiram September 7, 2005