when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
Get the desert wanderermug. camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe
she is going deep in the desert
by Kalagahan October 13, 2011
Get the Deep in the Desertmug. Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.
by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019
Get the Desert View Elementarymug. "Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
Get the deserter danmug. When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015
Get the Desert Dickmug. when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
Get the British desertmug. by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
Get the lady desertmug.