dazer

Person who never knows what's going on around him.
Twisted, mentally unbalanced, idiot, dazed.Often talking nonsense bullshit.Thick,never learns from his mistakes.

Mark said, he got sucked from work today for insulting manager. again.It's his third job this week.He will never change,he's a dazer man.

by VOL-TEK March 23, 2013

movie daze

when you get out of the movies and youre in a daze. your head is spinning a little bit, the sun feels extremely bright, and youre still trying to phase back into reality. youre half thinking about things that happened in the movie, half trying to figure out where your car is.

or when you go to the bathroom after holding it in until the movie was over, and you start to hear people in the bathroom talking about the movie and you realize youre not watching the movie any more.

as everybody is filing out of the theater through the double doors, you bump into somebody as you try to throw your empty coke into the trashcan and you accidentally knock somebody and say "oh! sorry-- i was in a movie daze."

by fuzzy brown bear March 20, 2011

Floyd Central Dazzler

Noun
Girls under the influence of “the cheerleader effect” on a much more egotistical level. Can range from dumbass blonde to evil manipulative brunette, but everyone knows a Floyd Central Dazzler when they see one.

That bitch Tiffany cheated on me with a dude name chad.
A dude named chad!? She must’ve been a Floyd Central Dazzler.

by Idekwhatiwanttonamemyselfwtf June 29, 2019

dazy

One who is dumb and lazy

e-tard is quite dumb, he never knows the answers to questions on the job and is too lazy to take initiative to find the answers. Fool is dazy.

by FoFive October 25, 2008

dazs your haagen

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

by Myspace Joe September 7, 2008

Dazamegopool

A swimming pool for the great dans

My friend dan is great, he owns a pool called a Dazamegopool!

by Abigail Gabb March 19, 2008

dazai._.duck2

The coolest person on tik tok to exist/ lucifers wife. The best person on tik tok to be mutuals with/ sucroseismygf's favorite tik toker

"Do you follow dazai._.duck2 on tik tok?"
"No"
"I hope your feet are warm tonight"

by Laxusdreyar54 October 31, 2021