Pakistani Daughter Independence Day

On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!

by The Brave Little Toaster Oven July 6, 2009

International Sussy Baka Day

Starting at 12am on July 13th and ending at 12am on July 14th, International Sussy Baka Day is a holiday celebrated around the world by using the word Baka in place of every word in a conversation. R Kelly and Bill Cosby (Pissy Bakas) especially love this holiday. Odell aka Fece Baka Beckham also loves this holiday.

The Gif is of R Kellys Sussy Piss

Some Examples:
International Sussy Baka Day Is My Favorite International Holiday. I love replacing every word with Baka on this day.

by Jouweyjonah July 12, 2021

Iranian National Republic Day

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)

Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.

by URNN January 2, 2010

National Incest day

National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.

William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?

Ava: what is it Will?

William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?

Ava: *whimpers*

by Ceder Conley April 18, 2020

It’s every day bro

A dumb song by a washed up celebrity who probably rented the Lamborghini from the video.

It’s every day bro with that Disney channel flow

by PBJ_29 June 2, 2018

national jocelyn is gay day

october 29 is the national day of anyone named jocelyn being extremely homosexual

person 1: dude what day is it
person 2: october 29
person 1: oh shit it’s national jocelyn is gay day

by peepee poopoo butt October 29, 2019

Back in the day

Completely meaningless phrase which has gained inexplicable global popularity. It's an incomplete thought: Back in what day? It's a redundant way of saying "Once, I..." or "I used to..." and adds words without adding any extra meaning. Similar to the equally pointless "at the end of the day..." popularised by English soccer stars.

Back in the day, I used to be younger.

I was a child once, back in the day.

by hunthill August 18, 2006