Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.

Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!

by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021

Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.

I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.

by AF84 October 25, 2018

genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.

person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"

by -t0fu January 30, 2023

Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...

YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie

by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019

Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.

I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023

Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign

Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.

by Jeff067 September 17, 2019