by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016
Get the Purple Couchmug. by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019
Get the Couch tatermug. The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012
Get the Couch Muffinmug. Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
Get the half couchmug. A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
Get the Couch splittermug. 18 grams of mushrooms in a vitamin c smoothie split between four people and shit goes awry. used to describe a general wrongness
by RHProvus March 11, 2010
Get the bad couchmug. 1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008
Get the couch saladmug.