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THE HELL DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contabrum

The accent of a gay person.

Peter: Lyke O My God! I am lyke soooOOOo bOred WaNNa go ShopPing
Jill: Peter shut up. Your contabrums showing.

by A-Jizzle June 18, 2007

Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.

Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.

by Anteaterking October 18, 2008

Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.

I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.

by Yamstar April 2, 2009

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016