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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022
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comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Comfortable

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."
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Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up
I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...
by Doctor Spock February 1, 2025
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comfort sandwich

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it
by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018
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Comfort Words

Generic “comforting” phrases that come off the top of your subconscious nearly immediately.
Person 1: My Condolences.

Person 2: Seriously? Comfort Words is all you could think of?
by disturb September 22, 2021
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