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coloradan

A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.
Guy: Hey where you from?
Girl: I'm a Coloradan
Guy: I'm sorry
by DaddyCholo125 April 18, 2017
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Boulder Colorado

To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?

S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
by spiciesabi June 2, 2009
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Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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Colorado Bulldog

When a woman pulls her cheeks down as to resemble a Bulldog as you face fuck her. Allows for easier entry.
Hey honey lets do the ol' Colorado Bulldog tonight

Alright let me get my dog collar!
by Mustlovedogs January 22, 2011
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Lyons, Colorado

A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!
Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?

Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?
by FOCO BOY!!! December 24, 2010
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Colorado Avalanche

a shitty NHL team who are constantly the bitches of the Detroit Red Wings
haha remember the time when Mccarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. i was cracking up so loud. that same year Colorado Avalanche started sucking right after that game.
by go_wings June 1, 2006
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