Peef Cloud

When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!

I had a peef cloud the other day!

Really?

Yeah!

Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!

Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Cloud 10

When you're a step higher than you ever wanted to be and you are scared wishing you could come down .

Ohhhh Shit , Hooooly Shit , I shouldn't have had that third browny , That door is Laughing at me. Somebody Pinch me , Sombody give me some coffee . SomeBody Blow my High Please . Maybe I should Throw up . I AM SO HIGH RITE NOW !!!!!! I'M ON CLOUD 10 .

by Tevo Naj August 24, 2011

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Cloud 9

My address

I live on Cloud 9 meaning I stay high everyday; I don't give a FUCK! Roflcopter

by Sebby Lite January 18, 2009

Res-Cloud

A cloud that is in the shape of something.
Res, In legal terms, Means "thing".
Therefore, a res-cloud is a cloud that takes the form of a thing.

a Res-Cloud could be:
A cloud shaped like a shark.
A cloud shaped like a squirrel being chased by a shark.
A cloud shaped like a boat.
etc.

by Cloud Watcher July 21, 2009

Cloud surfing

When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!

I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!

by muffylove April 13, 2014

Hog on a cloud

feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.

God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.

by butterballs June 16, 2006