chuck norris

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

by Evalyen April 9, 2006

chuck norris

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

by gayyy April 28, 2006

CHUCK NORRIS

GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE

CHUCK NORRIS

by GIGITY GUAGMIRE December 17, 2011

chuck norris

n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.

v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.

Bob Chuck Norris'd his brother Dave through the wall.

by OH MY IRL July 21, 2008

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

chuck norris

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

by patric thomas April 30, 2006

chuck norris

Close your browser

DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

by Zackery May 22, 2006