Chris

The Ultimate Sidekick.

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "

by gothic_clown December 20, 2016

Chris

Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl

When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris

by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017

Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.

Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week

by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018

Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019

Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.

"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"

by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird

Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

He is such a fucking simp

I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris

by Not nick July 1, 2020