Christian the Ching Chong

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

Chong Bonger

A cheeky but friendly jibe or insult for person who is perceived as silly or absent minded in a blissfully unaware sort of way.

"Alex, wake up! you're such a Chong Bonger!"

by Andy N Wood November 14, 2007

Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.

Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.

by danknesssssss December 10, 2009

Ching Chong

A racist word used to mock Asians, and one you should never say to any Asian as it offends them.

Chinese person 1: 你好朋友！(Hello Friend!)
Chinese person 2: 你好！你今天好吗？(Hello! How are you?)
Ignorant white kid: Ching Chong
Chinese person 1: 你可以干掉你愚蠢的和种族主义的无知孩子吗？(Can you fuck off you stupid and racist ignorant kid?)

by aballofred October 9, 2017

Chongalatto

A word used to describe a person who is either butt ugly, really annoying, or socially inept/outcast. Originated in Rob Mom's basement. "Chonga" is the shortened version. Can be used to refer to both males and females.

God damn! That bitch is a chongalatto.

by bigncuddly June 30, 2008

Ching Chong

Racist ass shit people say to diss Asians

“Ahaha Ching Chong headass”

by A bitch with common sense April 24, 2020

Chango

When one jizzes in their pants most commonly due to a girl dancing up on him at a club in Mexico.

Hey bro, did you see how wet Hunter's shirt was after he changoed last night?

by aigerzdf August 23, 2015