choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".

"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"

by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 7, 2013

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

choke stopper

A really big nose.

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.

by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011

choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.

“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗

by Betterthenyoyuyy April 27, 2023

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017