Chief

n.) A chief excuse-maker; an individual who consistently comes up with absolute fucking bullshit excuses not to do something. the most generic excuses are pulled muscles such as quads and labias, although many others have been used as well.

Person 1 - "why isn't Fitz at conditioning today?"

Person 2 - "He's being a chief because he pulled his god damn quad again, this is the 20th fucking time! Did you notice that mitch was chiefing as well for his torn labia?"

Person 1 - "No, but I do now... those fucking chiefs"

by jobiusroar19 December 3, 2010

Kansas City Chiefs

The team was formed in 1960 as the AFL's Dallas Texans. They won a championship in 1962 then moved and became the Kansas City Chiefs the following season. They became a dominant team in the late 1960s, with 4 playoff berths. They lost in Super Bowl I in 1966, the first meeting of AFL and NFL teams. In 1969, the dominated Minnesota for a Super Bowl IV victory. From 1972-89, the Chiefs went on a long streak of years in which the missed the playoffs. They finally recovered in early 1990s under the direction of Marty Schottenheimer, with 7 playoff berths in 8 years from 1990-1997. They also had Joe Montana play quarterback during his final seasons. The Chiefs had their most recent playoff apperance in 2003. They have recently had incredibly offenses and amazing players such as Trent Green and Tony Gonzales, but have been plagued by bad defenses.

"The Purple People Eaters of Minnesota were viewed by many as the most hard-nosed defense in the league, but the Kansas City Chiefs were the toughest team today, as the have won the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 5, 2006

chiefer

Someone who excessively hogs the blunt, joint, bong, etc. and takes way too long with the hit.

Stoner 1: Dude, you've had that blunt for like 10 minutes.

Stoner 2: Man, I just got it. Let me hit it.

Stoner 1: You fucking chiefer. Give me that! *slaps chiefer

by Jshrubz March 16, 2008

chief titties

A professional evaluation of breast excellence operating independently of their size.

"I'll tell you, man, Charlize Theron might not have the biggest jugs, but they are some chief titties."

by Matty & Steez, Ben S. and Anna H. October 28, 2007

chief big cock

Authoritative man with a large cock.

Why would she say no? After all, he was Chief Big Cock.

by Leahann October 11, 2006

le chateau

Canadian chain store, based in Montreal. Sells extremely overpriced "classy"-looking clothes (a lot of business suits and the like). Preppy crap is in the front; goth/punk/weird stuff is in the back. They also sell shoes and some nice jewelry (collars, cuffs, fake pearls). Their problem is the ridiculously high prices: for example, a pretty crappily made corset top costs $40 there. I got pretty much the same top at Urban Planet for $20.

Le Chateau is a good store, but they need to lower their prices, so that more people could buy there, and get more weird clothes, as opposed to prep crap.

by marla x0 August 13, 2004

Chiefs

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.

The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005