chip whore

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.

Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

by LyricallyGiftedDegenerate April 4, 2017

licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.

"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."

by RLIU July 20, 2007

Chip Mode

The volume level on the TV when someone in the room is eating some type of potato chip, thus allowing you to hear the TV over the loud crunching.

Jack: Oh great, Jill just grabbed a bag of lays, better turn the TV up to chip mode.

by reneekun February 15, 2010

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

corn chips

pussy or girls with coochie cutter shorts
also stated as pussy corn chips
Created by a local New Orleans bounce artist

Fred: Man Kim came by my house last night with some corn chips,I wanted to smash.

Brandon:Forreal nigga?Them cornchips have a nigga feening for some.

by pussycornchipss March 12, 2009

tortilla chips

Salkty crispy flaky triangle (or broken pieces i.e. crumbs) of goodness.

They are ADDICTIVE!

Tostitos Tortilla chips go good with salsa

by Mandarzegreetest June 27, 2008

chip off

to leave. comes from leaving a smoking session with no smoke for later and trying to ponse some... original phrase was "chip me off a corner" before i go".. shortened and corrupted to "im gonna chip off .. or "im chipping now"

im gonna chip off , catch u laters

by jackmandigger May 31, 2007