cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Chenking

Verb- Can be used in any way, shape, or form to replace another verb

Ryan: Hey did you watch the big game yesterday?

Wells: Nah, I was too busy chenking it

by jasonshackley February 22, 2024

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Cheesing on my Schwonz

To be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-
Other guy: Hey don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024