1. The British equivalent of the United State's "Wiggers," "Guidos (although these are by definition always of Italian descent-and I do mean descent)," or "total idiots."
While there are certain genuine sorts who talk the talk AND walk the walk (usually raised in actual rough neighborhoods), the American "chav" is almost always from an affluent suburb and descends from lilly-white, non-divorced, WASP parentage. The former is instantly recognizable by the "thousand mile stare" or "serial killer shark eyes" that they have. The latter is always recognizable by the "Chip n' Dales" male stripper air freshener that is hanging in their Mom's BMW (which they are trying to pretend is their own, and always refer to as "the Beamer").
2. The precise creature that Sacha Baron Cohen is mimicking and satirizing (to hilarious results) when in the character of "Ali G".
While there are certain genuine sorts who talk the talk AND walk the walk (usually raised in actual rough neighborhoods), the American "chav" is almost always from an affluent suburb and descends from lilly-white, non-divorced, WASP parentage. The former is instantly recognizable by the "thousand mile stare" or "serial killer shark eyes" that they have. The latter is always recognizable by the "Chip n' Dales" male stripper air freshener that is hanging in their Mom's BMW (which they are trying to pretend is their own, and always refer to as "the Beamer").
2. The precise creature that Sacha Baron Cohen is mimicking and satirizing (to hilarious results) when in the character of "Ali G".
-Countless wanna-be DeeJays "spinning" in totally inappropriate Irish pubs (on Long Island) or at even more inappropriate "County Fairs" and "10th Annual Pig Breeding/Pumpkin Growing Festivals" (throughout the Midwest and antebellum South).
-Eminem might be a chav without his the talent.
-Eminem might be a chav without his the talent.
by Willie Hellenbach (A.S.) March 19, 2007
Get the chavmug. Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).
A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
by Sati Singh January 10, 2005
Get the Chavsmug. white peeple in England who wear cheap sprt kit all da tym lives in a council flat has 400 babies and smokes and drinks woteva dere age
Person 1: excuse u r sitting on mi wall
chav 1: Oi !! wot did u fink ya doin? u knt shaat @ me?? kum ere paedo im gona get ma bro on u.....etc
chav 1: Oi !! wot did u fink ya doin? u knt shaat @ me?? kum ere paedo im gona get ma bro on u.....etc
by saaniyan July 17, 2009
Get the chavmug. Also referred to as "charvers" and "wankers", chavs make no decisions as lone people. They only work in packs of "chav-tastic herds". They first developed as a species around three years ago, and since have reproduced ferociously to become the most common form of human scum in the UK. To witness the shocking effects of this wave of filth, go to any town centre, street or bus shelter between the hours of 5pm and 9pm. After 9pm, the streets become safe again as the chavs are called in by their parents to go to bed. "Rock hard chavs", indeed. Chavs are distinguished by the brands Fred Perry, Burberry and especially Berghaus. Beware! Chavs think that these brands are awesome and that trousers are meant to be tucked into their socks. If a fight with a chav seems likely, do not worry. There need to be about 20 chavs to equal man without sight, hearing and arms. It's also worth noting that if your reply to "I'll fucking spark you out, you queer goth cunt" is "OK then.", they will likely run away. Their best-known hobbies are smoking, drinking (Lambrini) and shouting attempted insults at random strangers whom they could not actually hurt if the stranger stood still and the chav had a chainsaw. So, bravo chavs. You are now OFFICIALLY the scum of the world.
by matt228 December 14, 2008
Get the chavmug. by Cherry Berry December 17, 2007
Get the chavmug. Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race.
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.
by xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl March 14, 2009
Get the Chavsmug. proof that some of homosapien is actually de-evoloving back to a chimp, sorry thats insulting to chimps they at least been involved in many scientifc experiments!!!
chavs are the bottom of the genetic sess pool. they cant fight one on one they have to be in gangs to be hard, get one on his own and threaten them they shit thereselves and start crying. they have no trouble damaging stealing your car damaging your property if you stand up for your self. they wihnge all foreigners are taking there houses\jobs maybe if you got of your ass and worked for a living we wouldnt have to employ people from abroad!!!! they verbally abuse anyone with a darker shade of skin than them and genrically label them a paki as they are thick as shit, they dont realise that the indians they insult actually despise pakistan more than them. unfortunaltey for average uk citizen if you ever defend yourself aginst them you end up in court they get a slap on the wrist and start over agian, coppers are powerless as chavs know law better than half of these stupid bent laywers who probaly get huge payouts for representing them and after trying to convict them for crimes the coppers get told give em a warning or asbo which on paper is more use for wiping your ass with. best cure to deal with them??? good fashioned unrestrained street level viglantism, when chav corpses and burnt out chav houses start becoming a regular occurance maybe the government will get off its stupid weak EU ruled arse and do something mind you with our human rights act we would get a 25yr sentence whilst a criminals gets freed after a few years insted of there full sentnece and given compensation
by mr pissed off September 12, 2008
Get the chavmug.