chaos times 10

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.

Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"

by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022

daughter of chaos

a bad ass bitch

I always look down proudly at my daughter of chaos when she kicks someone in the face

by xcm,.dslkafmds January 25, 2022

chaos lord

Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.

Daaayyuummmm, Chaos Lord is top tier OG.

by I am you are me, beyatch! May 14, 2018

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

Running past a Chaos Orb

When an individual tries to operate or utilize anything obtained through illicit means, and does so without prior experience and in objectively poor form. This is often a shameless public display meant to bolster ego, but invariably arouses suspicion and brings the authenticity of the individual, and their abilities, into question.

"He just ran past a Chaos Orb!" - Quin | "He's Running Past a Chaos Orb"

by acie502 January 13, 2025

Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

Chaos

Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.

Guy 1: Wow he's so mean
Guy 2: no he just doesn't know you, he's a Chaos

by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022