Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

Carson

*insert definition of perfect or whatever

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.

You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson

by Noob skin November 23, 2021

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main smh

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Ken carson

Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.

Person 1: Have u heard a great chaos by Ken Carson
Person 2: no I haven’t

Person 2: Kys

by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023

Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle

Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson

by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020