cardboardist

A pussy eating lesbian.

quit being a gay cardboardist

by canIwatch January 23, 2010

Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome

Noun; A medical condition that causes the heart to beat at a very progressive speed and the blood pressure gradually increases during the course of a Laker game. In most occasions, nearing the end of the game.

Shit, the Lakers are down by 1 and there's .04 seconds left. I can feel my Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome, it's on full action right now.

by LAKERSFTW. March 7, 2010

cardioepathy

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.

Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.

by cardiologistbill April 1, 2010

Carpool Monkey

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.

Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.

by xemo November 15, 2010

Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

cardboard charlie

1.Originally, a cutout of a poliecman in a marked car parked on the side of the road.

2. An empty police car parked on the side of the road to discourage speeding. Sometimes with a newspaper suspended from the headliner, a cardboard cutout as described in 1, or a box of donuts on the dashboard.

There was a cardboard charlie on the turnpike tonight. It was obvious as the windshield was covered in more salt than an admiral's nutsack.

by G-skillet January 27, 2014

cardiopause

cardiac arrest.

He died of a cardiopause.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 3, 2014