Canada's History

A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.

"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."

by Dajohnster February 11, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.

Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?

by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.

I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts

by deucedigger February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.

Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.

by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

by sagedismal February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.

wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"

by PON22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An obscene sex act involving the use of moose antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the stanley cup.

I went all Canada's History on her last night and she freaked out.

by Colbertnation3113 February 4, 2010