callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'

Hey you look like a Callum holder

by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017

mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Callum

This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.

- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!

by FishnIverns March 1, 2018

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum

He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.

I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas

by Oohyeahdaddyuh July 10, 2022

Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020