Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Carson

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson

He just broke up with her, and just left her, he is such a Carson🙄

by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

Carson City Milkshake

When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.

Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*

by Sir Poopington Fantastic October 7, 2009

Carson Newton

Carson Newton is compared to Brad Pitt and is extremly sexy. When seeing him you become extremly horny and want to jump on him and take all of his clothes off. They often times have brown hair with beautiful eyes. He treats you like a princess always. Carson Newton is loved.

"OMG, that Carson Newton is soooo hot."
"Yeah, i totally agree."

by BabyGirl___77 August 17, 2009

Caefon

The act of sticking ones penis in anothers ear, i.e. aural rape.

"John, please do not caefon me!"
"You'll take it and you'll like it, bitch!"

by Nofeac March 21, 2010

carson emel

The sickest name given to Any human, all around the best mother fucked

I'm the mother fucking Carson Emel

by Duhh May 23, 2016

Catson

Son of Cat. The son of pure.

It's my Icelandic tribute mama style.
Oh that Catson... is just like his mama!
Catson is the only son of the Cat

by Catsonmama January 18, 2017