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chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022
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Eats Crayons

"Eats Crayons" is a insult aimed at attacking Australians on the NDIS (A Government program that supports Australians with significant disabilities). The insult is often used by generation-alpha as a sledge or insult against their friends. The phrase implies a level of stupidity, disability or lack of mental cognition.
Look at Joe. You can tell he Eats Crayons.
by WindowsEdge February 1, 2026
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pussy crayons

Do we have more shampoo,,yeah it's next to the box of pussy crayons .can you get some pussy crayons for me at Walgreens
by turtle the foul January 25, 2025
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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip
When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008
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Snap Off Some Crayons

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...
by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022
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Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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crayolians

a group of 6, fondly known as "those girls". they are 6 girls from 2 different classes (a bit like romeo and juliet, only there are three from each family...?) they have fun and mishaps and should star in their own comic of adventures.
they are also "carers" of klixee (also known as clicsi, clicksy) who follows the six around the schoolyard, slowing them down on their way to saving the world and getting a decent meal.
there are six colours in the crayolians club, fondly known as "the crayola club"
blue, pink, red, orange, green and yellow.
no matter what anyone tells you, aquamarine is NOT a member (are you klixee?)
klixee - "i'm aquamarine!"
crayolians - "no klixee, you are NOT"

pink - "quick, the klixee is coming! run and jog children!"

blue - "sign up for the annual crayola club trip!"

and they generally just sit beneath the tree and have a laugh (when they are not hugging it or running from klixee)
by moogy poop July 29, 2004
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